Fashion. The Gist.

People just don't understand the world of fashion and how important it is to existence. I don't know why I said "people" because I meant to say "people who don't understand the world of fashion". So...People who don't understand the world of fashion just don't understand the world of fashion and how important it is to existence. Whatever, forget that. Basically, the purpose of this post is to get you to recognize your inner fashionista, and embrace it! Also, I think a lot of people have a small tinge of curiousity for what style they are...So let's start with the basics.

Types:
Classic
Prim and proper.Jewelry is muted and doesn't carry a bold statement.Well groomed, jeans and a sports blazer make a regular ensemble
This style reminds me of New Yorkers, sophisticated, but kinda boring and asking for rain.

 Preppy

Collared button-ups, polo shirts, khakis, argyle prints and a clean-cut look. People never seem to get this style right. Just think prep school.
This look reminds me of golfers...pretentious golfers. But it's nice








Bohemian

Romantic, carefree, free-spirited. Layers. Textures. Patterns. Tunics, flowing skirts, Ugg boots, flared jeans, fur, ethnic jewelry.

They're called UGG boots for a reason....














Chic
Clean lines, tailored, and ACCESSORIES! All the volume of chic comes from accessories. Bags. Hats. Jewelry. Ties.
Kind of classic's cousin
















Whimsical
An extension of a creative persona, fun, flirty, romantic, youthful, one-of-a-kind accessories that match a playful style. Unconstructed outfits.
Fun! I LOVE this!


















Avant-Garde (ah-vong-gard)
Fashion forward. No apologies. RISK. Ultramodern style that favors black, but will wear a bold and unusual piece that catches the eye of ALL who look upon it. (hee)
I always get conflicted when I see ensembles that are avant-garde...












Goth
Dark, morbit, eroticized fashion. Black is the new black...and the old black...and  just always black.
I think if you can pull off sexy goth, DO IT, but basically no one can...so don't.












Hipster

Too much controversy in this style type. Grunge. Skinny jeans on guys. T-shirts. Facial hair. Hats. I dunno. It's too crazy.
If you always wear jeans and a t-shirt, just tell people your hipster even though you're probably not.


















That's enough for today. Go. Fly away my little fashion divas!

Moral of the Story

There once was a peacock who very much wanted to fly, but due to the fact that peacocks are completely flightless, his wish was impossible. One day, a bull approached the miserable peacock.

"I want to fly, and I'm not sure why I can't," the peacock said, "all the other birds seem to fly just fine".

"Perhaps it is because you are too beautiful" said the bull.

Moral: Animals are idiots.

A caveman and his gay caveman friend were sitting around a fire. Eventually, the fire began to dwindle. The straight caveman poked the fire with a stick until it roared once again. This happened several times before the two cavemen realized they were rather hungry. 

"I kill food. Dino steak." Said the straight caveman.

"Mmm, I am just starving! That sounds faaabulous!!!" said the gay caveman.

While the straight caveman was out tackling dinosaurs, the fire began to dwindle once more. The gay caveman picked up a nearby stick and prodded the fire. Suddenly, he was straight.

Moral: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Betty and George were best friends. One day, Betty didn't like George's sweater. After several hours of debating, Betty stabbed George in the heart.

Moral: True friends stab you in the front.

Cassandra was terribly ugly. She was so incredibly ugly. She was just really really ugly. One day, a group of slightly ugly to attractive people walked past her. A boy stopped in front of Cassandra as the rest of the group walked by. He stared into her eyes for a while. Then, carefully, he reached into his backpack, pulled out some air freshener, and sprayed all of the contents onto Cassandra's face.

Moral: Ugly people are associated with being smelly

A farmer and his wife had a goose that laid a golden egg every day. They supposed that the goose must contain a lump of gold in its inside, and in order to get the gold they sliced the goose open. To their surprise, the goose had the insides of any other goose. 

A man in a suit witnessed the incident and approached the couple.

"I know a goose that does have gold on the inside." He said, handing them a picture of a man, "This goose is at the Golden Casino every weekend"

Moral: Don't kill for money...unless the Mafia tells you to.

About Me

Nikole, Nikold, Kodie, Nikki, all me...preferably not Nikki, but whatever. I love the things I love and hate much less than I love. AND kisses from me to you (not weird cyber passionate ones, just fake cutesy kind.)