Embrace the White

Today, I was walking back from the school in way too summery clothes for a terrible cold fall day, when something flashed before my eyes. I look down. What do I see? The top half of my foot peeking out from my shoe. It is so incredibly white, it temporarily blinded me.

Well, this is unfortunate.

But...is it, really? So, I decided to do some research (meaning I typed

"Do guys like pale girls?" into the google search engine and pressed "Enter"), and I decided to share my findings.

What the bored most probably lowlifes of the internet say:

• "People are scared of Ghosts for a reason" :(
• "I think they're sexy" :)
• "I like them more than the nasty orange skins" :|
• "If I love her, I will bright up her world" ?
• "Tan girls are much more appealing to the eyes" :(
• "White girls? Tan. Asians? Milky. Black? Beyonce." :(
• "Pale is a good thing" :)
• "As long as it suits you" :|
• "Yes, I do! I love them!" :)
• "I love tan!" :(
• "Something about it seems clean and pure" :)
• "Pale isn't good. Ewwwww" :(

Obviously, it depends on the person, but I was just curious. ANY

WAY, I also found a list of fair skinned celebs that I would like to point out.

1. Rose McGowan

2. Dita Von Teese

3. Nicole Kidman

4.) Evan Rachel Wood

5.) Nikole

Ooops...how did that get there? Hmmm...

By they way, sorry for the lack of male celebrities, the only one I could think of was Robert Pattinson...and that's just unfortunate.

So, anyway, to all you fair skinned sufferers/enjoyers, I say, EMBRACE THE WHITE.

Songs

Dream-Priscilla Ahn

I was a little girl alone in my little world who dreamed of a little home for me.

I played pretend between the trees, and fed my house guests bark and leaves,

And laughed in my pretty bed of green.

I had a dream.

If I could fly from the highest swing, I had a dream.

Long walks in the dark through woods grown behind the park, I asked God who I'm supposed to be.

The stars smiled down on me, God answered in silent reverie. I said my prayer and fell asleep.

I had a dream.

If I could fly from the highest tree, I had a dream.

Now I'm old and feeling gray. I don't know what's left to say about this life I'm willing to leave.

I lived it full and lived it well. There's many tales I've lived to tell.

I'm ready now

I'm ready now

I'm ready now

To fly from the highest wing.

I had a dream.

Cold Missouri Waters- James Keelaghan

My name is Dodge, but then you know that
It's written on the chart there at the foot end of the bedThey think I'm blind, I can't read it
I've read it every word, and every word it says is death
So, Confession - is that the reason that you came
Get it off my chest before I check out of the game
Since you mention it, well there's thirteen things I'll name
Thirteen crosses high above the cold Missouri waters

August 'Forty-Nine, north Montana
The hottest day on record, the forest tinder dry
Lightning strikes in the mountains
I was crew chief at the jump base, I prepared the boys to fly
Pick the drop zone, C-47 comes in low
Feel the tap upon your leg that tells you go
See the circle of the fire down below
Fifteen of us dropped above the cold Missouri waters

Gauged the fire, I'd seen bigger
So I ordered them to sidehill and we'd fight it from below
We'd have our backs to the river
We'd have it licked by morning even if we took it slow
But the fire crowned, jumped the valley just ahead
There was no way down, headed for the ridge instead
Too big to fight it, we'd have to fight that slope instead
Flames one step behind above the cold Missouri waters

Sky had turned red, smoke was boiling
Two hundred yards to safety, death was fifty yards behind
I don't know why I just thought it
I struck a match to waist high grass running out of time
Tried to tell them, Step into this fire I set
We can't make it, this is the only chance you'll get
But they cursed me, ran for the rocks above instead
I lay face down and prayed above the cold Missouri waters

And when I rose, like the phoenix
In that world reduced to ashes there were none but two survived
I stayed that night and one day after
Carried bodies to the river, wonder how I stayed alive
Thirteen stations of the cross to mark to their fall
I've had my say, I'll confess to nothing more
I'll join them now, because they left me long before
Thirteen crosses high above the cold Missouri waters
Thirteen crosses high above the cold Missouri shore

Pictures by Me :)

The Perfect Crime

The constitution clearly states that if a person commits a crime, they must be tried in the state the crime was committed with a jury from the district the crime was committed. WELL, there happens to be a district located in the Idaho portion of Yellowstone that is the place for the PERFECT CRIME!

Let us say that you happen to be in that portion of Yellowstone...and you accidentally and/or not so accidentally viciously murder someone. Obviously, you would get arrested and taken to Cheyenne to be tried by a jury of Wyomingnins in the Cheyenne area 21. WELL, Wyoming is NOT the state you committed a crime, Idaho is. So, constitutionally they would have to take you to Idaho for your trial. However, Amendment VI states that the jury has to be from the state (Idaho) AND the district (Wyoming) where the crime took place. Meaning, the jury would legally HAVE TO come from the Idaho portion of Yellowstone National Park. It just so happens that the 2000 Census states that the population of that area is precisely ZERO.

In other words, it is impossible to satisfy both parts of the Constitution. And if you do not consent to that Cheyenne trial, which you do not have to do, you should be able go free. The other option, I suppose, would be to have a jury created of bears, moosen, and whatnots. (Yes, I know it's not really moosen)

Love.Angel.Music.Baby

Love. Angel. Music. Baby. (LAMB) is the name of Miss Gwen Stefani's solo album released in 2004. It has many a good song: Crash, Bubble Pop Electric, Harajuku Girls, and WIND IT UP (among others, of course)But, guess what? LAMB is also the name of Gwen's own fashion line!!!Personally, I am a FAN of this fashion! So, I decided to follow in Gwen's footsteps and create my own fashion line. I'll call it...

Beauty. Ideal. Righteous. Delicious.

or

Lovely. Invincible. Omniscient. Neat.

or

Clothes....I'm running out of ideas.

Forget the name, let us think of the fashion.

My first outfit is a piece I call "9,10, Never Sleep Again" inspired by Nightmare On Elm Street.

Notice the red and green stripes resembling the sweater

that a Mr. Freddy K wears in the movie. The hat, too, was taken from Freddy. It will be ALL THE RAGE.

My second design was inspired by Donatello. No, not the artist. It is called "Penicillin Pizza"

Notice how the purple bow represents the ninja mask thing the ninja turtle wears. See? Brilliant. I'm still working on how to incorporate the bo staff.

Thirdly, is the "Coturnix Coturnix" inspired by Quail.

Feathers.

Yeah, I know. You WILL be seeing these clothes all over your school by next season. However, all you New York peoples, Bask in the Damage comes first...so, you might have to wait a little while before recruiting me to the big fashion frenzy.

Bar Tending, Seth's Future.

Hello Nikole's readers, who are now coincidentally my readers because I am a "Guest Blogger." I would like to discuss with all of you my future as a Bar Tender. For those of you who are friends with Nikole on Facebook check out my pictures. The reason I am talking about Bar Tending is because I have nothing else to talk about and Nikole said I should, but believe you me you will hear a lot more from me. but ANYWAY I am going to move to Las Vegas or some famous city for....Bar Tenders. I am working on when you throw the cup behind your back and it spins a few times...and maybe some more...then I would like...catch it, then fill it up. I have changed my mind I don't want to be a Bar Tender, maybe a Card Deal.....no. I am in a famous band if you haven't heard of it it's called "Bask In The Damage" and I shred on lead guitar!! and do some sweet back up vocals, my compadre Andrew is the lead singer and writes all the lyrics! Nikole, owner of this blog and our token women, keeps us grooving with the bass, and last but not least my main man Dan slaps the sticks with extreme passion, cause he plays drums and we rock we have oodles of songs and not to mention we are gonna record and get famous and also we are going to be rich and I can quit school and be rich and pick up chicks and people will like me and not make fun of my body shape and maybe other people will pick up my hair style....our band rocks, God Bless America, and God bless you reader.

Seth McGuire