Annoy

Hello.
Often, people are dumb, and I mean OFTEN! Sometimes dumb people make you sad. Solution? Revenge.
SO, I came up with a lovely list of ways to annoy people, and get revenge, without hurting someone's feelings "intentionally". (of course, it is intentional, but they don't have to know that.)

• Reply to someone with "That's what you think."
• Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read
• Never OR Always laugh at what they say
• Spel eezy wordz rong
• At a restaurant, consistently keep on sending your food back saying "that's not what I ordered"
• Whenever they say ANYTHING to you ALWAYS reply with "I know"
• When walking, push an invisible cart and make squeaky noises
• Call them a communist
• Disagree with ALL their views
• Pretend your invisible
• Complain about how ugly/fat you are
• Press the "power" button on on their computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the button to adjust brightness
• Answer a question with another question...optional: when they finally say a statement shout "I WIN"
• Ask someone to prove everything they say ("Hey, nice to see you" "PROVE IT")
• Insist to them you are family
• Tell them their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants
  
• Move their bookmark ahead a few pages when they're not looking
• Fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say
• Insist that Miley Cyrus is better than the Beatles
• Insist that totally untrue things are true...like "No, really, I KNOW that Florida is next to California" or "Bush is still the president"
• "Forget" the punchline of a LONG joke
• Tell them their accent isn't fooling anyone
• Finish your sentences with "in accordance to prophecy"
  
• While golfing (for who knows why) say "swing batabatabat-suhwing batta"
• Lie obviously about trivial things
• Start each meal with licking everything and claim it's so they won't steal it

Some people just stink enough to deserve it. Am I right?